Posted a similar thing on Facebook about rape jokes to the one I just put on Tumblr. But it was more about how I can and do make those kinds of jokes around certain people because coping mechanism, context, etc etc and it sucks when something’s funny and you can’t share itbut that’s still the right thing to do because omg rape culture.And someone’s posted going “I’m not easily offended, fire away”

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE OFFENDED

To be honest, I’d probably think it was hilarious if you were offended.

What I care about is you - or any other fuckwit on my Facebook that I don’t know particularly well - being given what PLENTY of dumb assholes would see as permission to mock rape survivors. I am not going to enable you to be a dick.

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

(via saffaux)

Unless you’ve been raped, you shouldn’t be making rape jokes at all.

If you don’t like that rule, and don’t think it’s fair, then I’m sure plenty of us would be more than willing to trade with you.

Even if you are ‘allowed’ by that rule, you shouldn’t be making them in public places (internets count!) because you are contributing to rape culture, and even if YOU don’t mind, other people most likely do. Make them around people you know really well and trust not to go out and use your words as an excuse to rape/treat rape survivors like shit.

Humour is one of my coping mechanisms, and also I just have a really gross offensive sense of humour when I’m high ANYWAY. I still don’t post ‘funny’ rape jokes on the internet.

This has nowt to do with trigger warnings or people getting ‘offended’, it’s to do with us all living in a fucking toxic culture and doing our bit to not make it worse.

“What services do I get in the hour? I don’t want owt perverse lol”

“All I do is sit and eat cakes. You can wank in the corner if you like, as long as you’re quiet and don’t disturb me.”

I’ve done polite, I’ve done hostile, now I’m doing surreal. Ask a stupid question, get a very stupid answer :)

They’re coming up to meet my girlfriend and her boyfriend and their tiny merry doggie :D So I’m catering for six people over two meals oh gaaaawd.

I’m doing the whole super housewife thing. Cleaning my entire house today, then spending most of the night cooking. We’re going to the beach so I’m doing a picnic - rolls with chicken, tarragon and almonds in mayo, rolls with cheese, lettuce, red onion and mustard in mayo, pasta with cream cheese and bacon, and pasta with red pesto, feta cheese and black olives. My mum is bringing cake for the picnic so I don’t have to worry about that :)

In the evening I’m doing a mushroom stroganoff (Nigella Lawson recipe), and a coffee cake with vanilla frosting (Hummingbird Bakery).

My parents aren’t even a tiny bit bothered that I’m a sex worker - but if I fuck up my housework or my cooking then they’ll probably be horrified :P